An obsession with fear sometimes obscures things we could otherwise value in life.
What are those imagined dangers in off-main-road travel?
• Bogans? (That’s rednecks, but usually without guns.) They don’t venture far from the shoot-em-up computer games these days.
• Wild Aboriginals? You will likely find the opposite. Super friendly once you have broken the ice. Try, “Is this the way to Sydney?”, or, “If you are lost I can’t help you.” Actually these locals are the first, and sometimes only, people who will stop if it looks like you need help. Not that you could fit your bike, all your gear and yourself into their car with the giggling passengers often already squashed in. Usually having a great sense of humour, but may be quite baffled as to why you didn’t take your car for the trip. You might be wondering the same thing yourself.
• Snakes? Yeah, there are 9 of the 10 most poisonous snakes in the world in the outback. Very seldom see them. They are often nocturnal. Why are 90% of snakebites to male victims? Here’s a tip: don’t try to pick ‘em up, or kill ‘em.
• Crocodiles? Not often seen on the road, but don’t go swimming either in the sea, or big rivers, in the tropics. River crossings? There are no known instances of people pushing bikes through knee deep water being attacked. If you’re not a leggy German model you are pretty safe.
• Dingos? Man, they are small dog size and generally timid at that.
• Creepy crawlies and mozzies? Zip up that tent at night.
• Heat exhaustion? Now you are talking. Wear a hat and long sleeves in hot weather. Stop and sit in the shade of a tree if it feels really hot.
• Dehydration? Take plenty of water and then a bit more. Keep drinking.
• Trucks, roadtrains ? Those guys, and gals, are professional drivers and will give you plenty of space, if nothing else is coming. Generally considerate on the remote roads. A minute stopping and getting off the road is good insurance if there’s any traffic when you can spot in your mirror that one of those 50 m long monsters is about to rumble past.
• Caravanners? Well, that’s another story.
Your biggest real fear should be the 70-something Grey Nomads pulling an overly large caravan with their brand new mega 4WD, and their substandard driving skills.
Or worse, their version of 20 Questions once you have stopped.
Question 6 of 20 Questions is:
“How far do you go each day?”
Hills ain’t too bad.
Anything you have to crank up you eventually get to speed down. There might be a view at the top.
You have to camp out.
Ain’t that why you are travelling this way in any case. Those fantastic sunsets and clear night skies with stars in a dome from horizon to horizon.
On the highways it’s not the surface, it’s the width of shoulder that counts.
WA? They are often great.
flies and other annoyances
Australia is home to several million species of insects.
You will meet many of them.
38ºC+ temperatures. (That’s 100ºF+.)
The other travellers driving in their tin cocoons always ask: What about roadtrains?
These are a peculiarly Australian creation, invented by Noel Buntine in the 1950s, for transporting vast loads on deserted tracks in remote regions.
Australia is a huge continent, and has extremes of temperature. Like 45ºC or -5ºC.
In summer many inland areas have temperatures in the high 30ºs and in some areas mid 40ºCs. Alice Springs’ average January maximum temperature is 36.4ºC.
Ask any long distance bike tourer who has been at it for a while what’s the toughest part of the journey and there’s invariably one response: caravan drivers.
Not so much their driving which is bad enough but the repetitive questions now been asked hundreds of times.
What about theft? Losing your bike or some essential component would end your trip.
Australia is a relatively rich and, mostly, law abiding country. Touring bikes are relatively rare and people tend to stare in curiosity, or amazement, rather than with thoughts of knocking your bike off. People tend to respect others property.
doing something else
Out there, when 4WDers stop for a chat they often confess they have been driving for 6 hours without a break and travelled 700km since breakfast. Ask them about some feature along the way and they look blank. No, they didn’t see it.
It’s almost as if there’s a fear of wide open spaces, that they must be traversed asap.
too much sun
If you haven’t spent time in Australia before you might not realise the power of the Outback sun.
On a long bike trip you will be living outside for weeks at a time. The sun is a real issue. There’s a shortage of cloud cover and extreme UV levels. It’s tempting to take the shirt off but be careful with sun exposure: heat exhaustion, sunburn, sunstroke.